People's "Anyways, Now We're Married" Stories

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    Text - Moobell55 2.6k points · 4 hours ago My great grandparents met because my great grandfather was delivering the news paper to my great grandmothers house and her brother though he was trespassing and tried shooting at him,my great grandmother felt bad and bought him lunch. They were together for over 75 years and lived a very happy life
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    Text - pkunk-is-not-dead 8.2k points 5 hours ago met a girl online about 20 years ago one summer after college, found out we live in nearby towns, so decided to get together. Go out on a few dates, drive by local pre-school: me: "hey, that's where I went to pre school!" her: "that's where I went to pre school!" That day we find a pre school class photo, there we are 2 feet from each other. A few months later, my dad finds some old footage of a Christmas play our preschool class put on. We're sta
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    Text - ReadingFrenzy 1.4k points · 4 hours ago My dad threw a paper airplane at the back of my mom's head in college. She told him to grow up. Anyways, they've been married now for over 36 years.
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    Text - 2beagles 2.2k points 4 hours ago I had a cold, and went on a date to an Irish pub. I was eating bangers and mash and had the urge to cough. I tried to keep my mouth shut, but just wound up spraying his face with gravy and mashed potatoes through my pursed lips. I was still coughing, so I took a sip of my drink to sooth my throat. It was beer. The bubbles tickled my throat more. I also spit that all over his face. He stared at me in disgusted horror as gravy, mashed potatoes and beer dripp
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    Text - jasonvictory86 2.0k points · 5 hours ago So when my wife were dating she got pneumonia and didn't have health insurance. Asked her to elope to get on my insurance and two weeks later we're married.
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    Text - LMucheng 3.6k points 5 hours ago When we first met, his first words to me were "I'm gonna wife you", and I scoffed. Anyways, we're married now.
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    Text - GoodbyeTobyseeya1 824 points · 5 hours ago I met my husband when I got a new job at a grocery store and the guy from the deli came up and yelled at me for hanging up on customers when I couldn't figure out the phone transfer process. He was that guy from the deli and anyway we're married now.
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    Text - arovercai 1.4k points · 5 hours ago Co-worker's boyfriend's brother came up to stay with them. "We have to have you out for dinner with him, you have a lot in common, he likes nerdy things too. You're not allowed to date him though." Definitely dated and married him. Co-worker and now brother-in-law broke up around the time we got engaged - he's better without her.
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    Text - Mahaloth 2.0k points · 5 hours ago I moved to China to teach middle school. Was introduced to another teacher while we were still in the Beijing airport. So anyway, we're married now and have adopted two kids from Korea.
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    Text - Slewey19 297 points · 5 hours ago So, back in the 70s our families moved to a new farming town. Our church was doing a fundraiser by planting potatoes which would then be sold to help with building costs. Parents were busy and put us toddlers in a dry empty cattle watering tank/trough. Anyways, we're married 25 years now.
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    Text - shaka sulu 2.2k points 5 hours ago You know that moment at church the pastor says "now stand up and say hi to someone you never met"? Anyways, we're married now.
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    Text - FortifiedGun 739 points · 4 hours ago I was in 8th grade and she was a year younger. I had a thing with her best friend. Was walking home with said best friend when she joined us. Absolutely lost it inside when I saw her. Looked so beautiful and cute walking home with her violin in hand. Her parents had a rule about dating til she was 16. They came around eventually. Not for a few tough years. Today was 8 years together. Known and been hooked on each other for 11. Getting married may of 2
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    Text - FallingInTempo 247 points 3 hours ago I was working at a video game shop, and he was hired to DJ the midnight release of a game I didn't care for. He comes in, waits in the giant line of people finalizing their preorder before midnight. When he gets to the register, I ask him if he's here for the premier, but he says he wouldn't be caught dead playing that game, and proceeds to purchase a different, older game I later find out he already has. He asks me when I finish my shift, and to swin
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    Text - yeetonidas_the_great 1.1k points · 6 hours ago My uncle met my aunt while shitting on the side of the road drunk while his friends laughed hysterically, she was walking somewhere that I don't remember, he than stared at her for a solid minute than passed out. She started laughing and they started dating 2 days later. Anyways now they're married.
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    Text - SidePibble 944 points · 6 hours ago Hooked up from Craigslist. Anyway, we're married now.

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